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Northern Misery
(Rhys Griffiths is not responsible for the deluded nature of this blog)
Wednesday 18 April 2007
I don't think that in all my time playing football I have ever witnessed a performance quite as inept as that produced by the Northern V last night in Gateshead, to call it a massacre would be to understate the severity of the beating that the Southern boys handed out.
When we found ourselves 3-0 up after two minutes it was clear that we were about to teach them a footballing lesson.
Without Dominic "News Womble" Jones at the back the Northern defence looked shaky at best, within seconds of kick-off holes you could drive a bus through began to appear in their back line.
The early trickle of goals soon became a flood and by half-time the South were ten goals clear. If they were an injured racehorse the vets would have shot them at this point to prevent any further suffering.
The second half was an exercise in gratuitous cruelty as the Southern side piled on the pressure. Even Simon "Sharpshooter" Osborn managed to get his name on the scoresheet as the South ran out 23-5 winners.
When we found ourselves 3-0 up after two minutes it was clear that we were about to teach them a footballing lesson.
Without Dominic "News Womble" Jones at the back the Northern defence looked shaky at best, within seconds of kick-off holes you could drive a bus through began to appear in their back line.
The early trickle of goals soon became a flood and by half-time the South were ten goals clear. If they were an injured racehorse the vets would have shot them at this point to prevent any further suffering.
The second half was an exercise in gratuitous cruelty as the Southern side piled on the pressure. Even Simon "Sharpshooter" Osborn managed to get his name on the scoresheet as the South ran out 23-5 winners.
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